A Simple Request
29 May 2024 | 6:25 am

To the powers that be, let me just say: pockets. Women. Want. Pockets. In pajamas bottoms and nightgowns, in shorts and jeans, in dress pants and dresses… just assume that we want pockets in everything. Every. Thing. Just give us the freakin’ pockets, okay? Thank you. That is all.   .

With a Little Help From Friends
24 May 2024 | 3:37 am

So I did a thing. You all know what I mean. Yes, it’s a cat. I decided to adopt an older cat, thinking our resident troublemaker might take it easier on a fellow senior citizen. Spoiler alert: she did not. She’s been throwing a feline fit ever since. But hey, she’s not as pissed off […]

Lost Words
18 May 2024 | 3:55 am

I swear, sometimes my brain’s like a squirrel on caffeine, darting from idea to idea until it inevitably forgets where it buried its nuts. Today, I’m sitting there, minding my own business at a red light, and suddenly, bam! Inspiration strikes! I had what could only be described as a stroke of comedic brilliance. Then […]

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