Ah, St. Patrick’s Day. That time of year when Americans go absolutely feral for anything vaguely Irish – green beer, shamrock sunglasses, and attempting an Irish accent that, let’s be honest, sounds like a leprechaun who’s had a stroke. One of my favorite traditions is how certain cities dye their rivers bright green, presumably so […]

Every once in a while, I dip my toes back into the murky waters of online dating. It always ends the same way – with me opening a bottle of Baileys, pouring it straight into my cereal, and muttering, “Well, I guess men are just feral now.” It’s honestly impressive how fast some of these […]

Tuesdays are the middle child of the work week. Some might think it’s Wednesday, but no. Monday – everyone hates Mondays. Wednesday – Hump Day, the week is on the decline. Woo! Thursday – almost Friday, like being next in line at the grocery store. Double woo! Friday… enough said. But Tuesday? Tuesday is the […]