Let’s talk about tipping culture. Yes, it sucks and yes, it should change. But until then, just tip your server and stop pretending like you’re sticking it to the man by not tipping. Trust me, the big bosses don’t give a crap as long as they’re getting their cut. Which they do, first and foremost. […]

Me: Where are the strawberries? My Mother: On the third shelf of the fridge in the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter container labeled noodles, under the ricotta cheese tub filled with the broccoli soup leftovers from last night, and behind the Cool Whip – but don’t use that for the strawberries because it’s lard. […]

We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts the hell up for 24 hours.  Or maybe a week. That’s it. A national quiet week. No, wait… a month! Even better. Who do I talk to about this?   .